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Is Irons making up for Dungeons and Dragons? Because he was the only thing good in that film, a feat he doesnвЂ™t manage here.ДЄrya (Sienna Guillory) вЂ“ Princess Leia here is for once not EragonвЂ™s sister (at least not yet!) An Elf, despite the film forgetting and making her human. Killed due to EragonвЂ™s stupidity while rescuing the Princess. Crazy old man who knew about Jedi Knight Dragonriders, because he used to be one. Ed Speleers went on to become a construction worker.Д«rom (Jeremy Irons) вЂ“ Obi-Wan Kenobi, or KenobIrons, or Obi-Wan Irons. So in a way it is ground-breaking, nothing has ever sucked so much like this before.Д®ragon (Ed Speleers) вЂ“ Luke Skywalker at your service! This orphan blonde whiny farmboy is thrust into the world of being a generic hero when his uncle is killed and a crazy old man teaches him the way of Jedi Knighting by Dragon. George Lucas never ruined Star Wars this bad with Jar Jar Binks, but Paolini enters new territories. Eragon becomes a mess, complete with shots identical to those in Star Wars and others, and manages to even screw up copying from Star Wars correctly. Sure, Star Wars borrows from Kurasawa and mythology canons, but it melds together into an interesting story that reshaped science fiction movies. This shows us that you donвЂ™t need originality to succeed in the world, only ambition to promote yourself and your repackaged ideas.

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Paolini managed to pimp out his age (due to finishing home schooling early he was free to do a book tour of schools while dressed in some knight costume) to successfully get his book republished. It is less of a theft and more of a wholesale rape, as what he does take isnвЂ™t turned into a brilliant work of fantasy, but just some fanboy wankery hardly worthy of posting on bad fan-fiction sites on the internet. Sadly, his novel is not unique, and is in fact just Star Wars meets Lord of the Rings, with a few references to Dragonriders of Pern and Robert Jordan novels.

When reprinted, he became a best-selling author at age 19. Eragon is based on a book written by Christopher Paolini, who started on it when he was 15 and got it published by age 18.

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I have just seen the greatest film of the last 50 years: STAR WARS!!! Unfortunately, it was buried beneath a train wreck of a movie called Eragon.

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